You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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