So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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