Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
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Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
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Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
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I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.