ADVERTISEMENT

• (248): View more from Michigan

  3:26am: come over

  (847): View more from Illinois

  you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over

  (248): View more from Michigan

  4:11am: mnlodp

  (847): View more from Illinois

  dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over

  Fav 7 2245 1335

  share tweet
  

• (586): View more from Michigan

  We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy

  Fav 3 1805 799

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (503): View more from Oregon

  She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.

  Fav 22 8289 914

  share tweet
  

• (863): View more from Florida

  you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar

  Fav 19 1213 5454

  share tweet
  
• 

  Is This New Dating App Elitist…Or Genius?

  Read it at the TFLN blog
  

• (631): View more from New York

  woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?

  (516): View more from New York

  you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."

  Fav 67 12059 1727

  share tweet
  

• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR

  Fav 7 2643 1408

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (310): View more from California

  Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation

  Fav 10 681 1303

  share tweet
  

• (630): View more from Illinois

  Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.

  Fav 13 1459 692

  share tweet
  

• (805): View more from California

  Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake

  Fav 3 561 775

  share tweet
  
• 

  Stay Away From These 29 Online Dating Red Flags

  Read it at the TFLN blog
  

• (312): View more from Illinois

  Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.

  Fav 5 828 588

  share tweet
  

• (419): View more from Ohio

  you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule

  Fav 2 858 603

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is

  Fav 1 558 676

  share tweet
  

• (203): View more from Connecticut

  What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?

  Fav 2 871 427

  share tweet
  

• (504): View more from Louisiana

  They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.

  Fav 2 471 135

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (313): View more from Michigan

  I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.

  Fav 0 10 23

  share tweet
  

Randomize