I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
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Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
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This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code