She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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