And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
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Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
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Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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