Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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