You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
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Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
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Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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