Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
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