I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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