where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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