I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
