Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
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She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
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You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
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