Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Randomize
