You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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