new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
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