Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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