if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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