So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
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