come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
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Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
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He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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