I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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