she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
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All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
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Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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