Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
Randomize
