I hate your face
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
wow bdsm is so cute
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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