I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I just gift wrapped bread.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
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It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
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Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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