His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
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The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
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We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
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