they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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