Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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