I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
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I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
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I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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