She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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