My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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