ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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