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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
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Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
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Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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