Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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