Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
Randomize
