Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
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She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
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EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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