I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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