You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
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And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
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What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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