that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
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So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
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Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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