"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
Randomize