I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I deserve this hangover.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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