Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
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his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
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Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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