Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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