can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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