No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
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First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
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She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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