she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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