I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
be right there i have to get my cape
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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