Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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