I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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