SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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