So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
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To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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