i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
She announced her abortion via fbk
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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