oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
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I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
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Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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