She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
I'm at about main and main street
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I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
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LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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