I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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