Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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