You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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